Saturday, 24 October 2009
Saturday, 21 March 2009
Friday, 20 March 2009
Wednesday, 18 March 2009
A hectic afternoon ahead. Calls, accountant, dentist. This evening, a networking event organised by my IFA. Wealth Matters (Luton)
Monday, 16 March 2009
Saturday, 14 March 2009
Monday, 9 March 2009
Sunday, 8 March 2009
Friday, 27 February 2009
Thursday, 15 January 2009
Thank You For Flying Lufthansa
Years ago I seem to remember an advertising campaign which featured a Lufthansa stewardess saying "thank you for flying Lufthannsa" to happy tourists. Here's the joke:
Passengers on a Lufthansa flight heard this announcement from the captain, "Ladies and Gentlemen, I am sorry to inform you that we have lost power to all of our engines and will shortly crash into the ocean." The passengers were obviously very worried about this situation, but were somewhat comforted by the captain's next announcement. "Ladies and Gentlemen, we at Lufthansa have prepared for such an emergency, and we would now like you to rearrange your seating so that all the non-swimmers are on the left side of the plane, and all the swimmers are on the right side."
After this announcement, all the passengers rearranged their seating to comply with the captain's request. Two minutes later, the captain made a belly landing in the ocean.
The captain once again made an announcement, "Ladies and Gentlemen we have crashed into the ocean. All of the swimmers on the right side of the plane, open your emergency exits and quickly swim away from the plane. For all of the non-swimmers on the left side of plane... "Thank You For Flying Lufthansa."
Passengers on a Lufthansa flight heard this announcement from the captain, "Ladies and Gentlemen, I am sorry to inform you that we have lost power to all of our engines and will shortly crash into the ocean." The passengers were obviously very worried about this situation, but were somewhat comforted by the captain's next announcement. "Ladies and Gentlemen, we at Lufthansa have prepared for such an emergency, and we would now like you to rearrange your seating so that all the non-swimmers are on the left side of the plane, and all the swimmers are on the right side."
After this announcement, all the passengers rearranged their seating to comply with the captain's request. Two minutes later, the captain made a belly landing in the ocean.
The captain once again made an announcement, "Ladies and Gentlemen we have crashed into the ocean. All of the swimmers on the right side of the plane, open your emergency exits and quickly swim away from the plane. For all of the non-swimmers on the left side of plane... "Thank You For Flying Lufthansa."
Tuesday, 13 January 2009
Tuesday, 23 December 2008
Saturday, 29 November 2008
A change of fortunes..............
5 years ago today I was at the Deva reporting MFC's defeat at Chester.
Thursday, 11 September 2008
Test Audio
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http://www.footballaudio.com/content/audio/2008/09/WALC1109.mp3
korp jio jriohguri ;ohbrp;b
rwojgr[jgr[ijg rigr;io gjriow jgiro gjriow gjiro'
fiore jireo gjueio gio
http://www.footballaudio.com/content/audio/2008/09/WALC1109.mp3
Friday, 4 July 2008
Test
London, UK
Apprently if you use the HTML code
it will create a vertical line on your blog post. Let's see if it works.......
Apprently if you use the HTML code
it will create a vertical line on your blog post. Let's see if it works.......
Sunday, 17 February 2008
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